Tonteria

Welcome to Tonteria, an enchanting Mexican-themed nightclub in the heart of Sloane Square, London. Conceived in 2012 by the ingenious minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria emerges as a captivating addition to the city’s nightlife landscape, inviting you to embark on a journey of theatrical delight and cultural immersion.

Upon entering Tonteria, you enter a realm that mirrors the vibrant tapestry of Mexico itself. This venue offers a multisensory experience, captivating your senses with a blend of visual and gastronomic delights that transport you to a Mexican haven within London’s heart. La Taqueria, the culinary jewel within Tonteria, presents mouthwatering treats and tantalising cocktails. Prepare yourself for an immersive extravaganza that unfolds every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. Tonteria sets itself apart by offering a theatrical spectacle that ensures ceaseless amusement. Brace yourself for captivating parade shows and interior decor that whisks you away to the verdant jungles of Tulum.

As the beats flow and the ambience electrifies, indulge in signature creations like the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the exhilarating “tequila slammer.” Delight in the shared cocktail menu designed for communal enjoyment with your companions. While lounging in your booth, sip on frozen margaritas and savour authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu. The in-house DJ sets the stage with a pulsating live music performance, inviting you to dance the night away.

La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m., offering you the perfect opportunity to embark on an exquisite culinary journey before seamlessly transitioning into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria prides itself on its remarkable Tequila collection, boasting a selection that includes rare and hard-to-find varieties, providing enthusiasts with an exceptional tasting experience.

Tonteria extends its unique charm to celebratory occasions, offering personalized show options that elevate your festivities to an unforgettable level.

Elegance and allure define Tonteria’s dress code, beckoning ladies to embrace chic elegance with high heels while men are encouraged to opt for smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures seamless entry and an experience that lingers in memory long after the night concludes.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20.

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 minimum spend, and VIP Tonteria table prices begin at £2000 minimum spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

For women, Tonteria’s dress code is trendy and sexy, with high heels being a must. Men should adhere to the smart and elegant code, complete with stylish shoes, and avoid wearing trainers.